Don't SPILL the beans!
Spill.com movie reviews have the best combination of funny, smart and imaginative in all of Criticopia. Often times I look forward to their reviews more so than the movie itself. The only problem is when the review page shows the final rating before they finish the review. This may sound crazy, but the video they produce has a sort of cinematic appeal.
Thus seeing the rating before the crew gets a chance to smack the film around a bit is, dare I say, a spoiler.
...And then there was "Spill it!", an ultra simple script that hides the final rating until the user demands to "Spill it!", preserving entertainment quailty and indirectly saving the world.
Click here to go to the Spill It! download page.